The beginnings of The Beard
Beth took this shot also. Jon had been raking leaves for over four hours, and damn! I still wanted to eat him alive.
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Fish said:
Re: "Jon Flavored Pop Tarts."
Am I the only one truly, TRULY grossed out by this? What, exactly, would the the ingredients for such a thing? And why, pray tell, am I now thinking about it?
... or maybe I'm the only one who thinks with the brain of a 12 year old kid.
11.17.04 - 11:56 AM / 1Sheryl said:
Yeah Fish, and my parents always said "Don't play with your food!"
Like a thing's either a food or a toy but not both.
11.17.04 - 12:03 PM / 2GRAYGIRL said:
Fish:
I thought all "boys" thought with 12 yr old brains!!!! LOL - kidding!
11.17.04 - 12:05 PM / 3Master of the Obvious said:
"Don't!... drown!... your food!!"
Schoolhouse Rock
11.17.04 - 12:14 PM / 4goodsnake said:
I want to look at a man and want to eat him alive. Personally, I don't think I have ever looked at a man and felt that way. Jealous....
11.17.04 - 12:32 PM / 5robin said:
I bet after 4 hours of raking, his fingers were stuck that way.
11.17.04 - 12:42 PM / 6meilaan said:
Hey, have you ever heard of neti pots? They keep coming up in my coworkers' conversations lately. I'm kind of grossed out, like, in a circus freak kind of way.
http://www.bytheplanet.com/Products/Yoga/Neti/Catalog/netipotcatalog.htm
11.17.04 - 12:45 PM / 7Lori said:
John is reminding me of Fozie with a beard in this picture. I can hear him say, "Yo, Dooce {{finger-snap}}come-ear! All he needs is a leather!
11.17.04 - 12:48 PM / 8Lori said:
Oh jeeze, that was supposed to read FoNzie, from happy days not Fozie from the muppets! sorry
11.17.04 - 12:50 PM / 9GRAYGIRL said:
MEILAAN -
I checked out the Neti pots....groooossss, yuck! Loved the picture of the girl using one! Does your co-worker really use one? Does anyone?
11.17.04 - 12:50 PM / 10liminalspace said:
No one understands my Associate Reformed Presbyterian (read: southern tight-ass) hymns, either.
I'm starting to feel that I should maybe break my blogging anonymity clause and post pictures of myself and my boyfriend... I'm feeling a need to hear how cute I am/we are from complete strangers...
11.17.04 - 11:17 AM / 11Fujiko said:
I think he kinda looks like Chuck Norris. In a good way.
11.17.04 - 11:20 AM / 12Psycho Kitty said:
I'm thinking he put you up to posting that picture. Nothing perks you up like a jillion people making virtual animal noises at you. Plus it's good fodder for future altercations. "Oh yeah? Well, Blogomama said she'd take me in a New York minute, so there!"
11.17.04 - 11:27 AM / 13jw said:
When you're finished with him, can I have him?
11.17.04 - 11:28 AM / 14Leon as the lowest common denominator said:
I would have thought this had already been used
"Heather, come over here and pull my finger"
And now for something completely different
A robotic pooper (I figured this group would apprecitae it)
http://triggur.org/robodump/
11.17.04 - 11:29 AM / 15Danika said:
Hmm I also disagree with him looking like Luke from GG. Other than the beard I just don't see it. I do agree that he looks a lot like Jason Lee though.
11.17.04 - 11:31 AM / 16SuMMer said:
I can see Luke from Gilmore Girls, but Jon's in better shape and has all of his hair. and I agree with Karen: another lesbian for reconvening!
11.17.04 - 11:34 AM / 17Russ said:
Nice ass. Oops, I was projecting.. Sorry.
11.17.04 - 11:37 AM / 18Paul said:
-shrug- I also agree with the Jason Lee comments, but in this picture, he reminds me alot of Robert Dinero in City By The Sea.
11.17.04 - 11:48 AM / 19AndreaBT said:
In my defense! (of thinking I was the first poster...) I actually chuckle when I think that there might be people who sit waiting to be first, but for me, I just happened to notice...that there were no comments yet when I had finished admiring Dooce's hunky husband! Hence my comment "No way am I first", and as I then noticed, that was indeed correct :)
11.17.04 - 11:49 AM / 20Katy said:
Jon is H-O-T.
I musn't covet my neighbors (well, internet-wise) husband.
11.17.04 - 10:19 AM / 21hayley said:
he looks like JASON LEE!! oh, that means hot by the way.
11.17.04 - 10:32 AM / 22Tracy said:
Dooce, I wouldn't worry about it... Don't they say that dogs' mouths are cleaner than humans' mouths? Maybe it's Chuck who should be horrified.
Then again, humans don't tend to consider cat poop a delicacy.
11.17.04 - 10:33 AM / 23Marti said:
He is a handsome man.
11.17.04 - 10:47 AM / 24Valerie L said:
Yummy.
11.17.04 - 10:48 AM / 25Christilee said:
Do they make Jon Flavored Pop Tarts? Not for me, for Dooce. She needs some Jon Flavered Pop Tarts like now. He is one cute geek.
11.17.04 - 10:56 AM / 26kEma said:
I thought I am the only beard addict, but Gosh there are hundreds imitators! :P
11.17.04 - 10:57 AM / 27Nathan Logan said:
"I’m female and I think he 'looks fine' (as in looks just ok, normal, glad Dooce is happy) but I don’t got the rush of hormones I guess, either. Never do with a photo.
For me, it takes more than simple rugged good looks and stillshots of cinematically malleable facial expression and hand gestures..."
Thank you, Sheryl.
Apart from your message (and select few others), these comments sound like a high school locker room...
Then again, I'm probably jealous of the good looks and full beard - MOUSTACHE, WHY WON'T YOU CONNECT?!
11.17.04 - 11:01 AM / 28Danika said:
I saw a lady walking a dog this morning on my way to work and I swear she looked EXACTLY like Heather and the dog looked EXACTLY like Chuck!!!
11.17.04 - 11:04 AM / 29The Mighty Jimbo said:
everyone keeps this up and heather will need a wide angle lens to fit his head in the next photo.
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