Moments before I swallowed her cheeks whole
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Kat said:
First. Bitches.
11.19.04 - 05:19 AM / 1Sarah said:
Damn.
11.19.04 - 05:19 AM / 2Sara said:
Damn it!
11.19.04 - 05:19 AM / 3Dale said:
Can't blame you at all!
11.19.04 - 05:19 AM / 4Nelle said:
Holy crap, the cutness! It burns!
And is that RED hair?!
11.19.04 - 05:19 AM / 5Sheri said:
LOL!
11.19.04 - 05:21 AM / 6Sara said:
And... OH SO CUTE!
11.19.04 - 05:21 AM / 7Sarah said:
She is unbelievably edible.
I've theorized that the reason some kids bite other kids is because adults around them are constantly saying things like, "I'm going to eat you up" or "I could just EAT you!"
My daughter, when she was about 2, bit a baby's head in daycare...didn't break the skin, thank God...but it was obvious to me that she did it out of pure LOVE. She was hugging the baby, and the next natural thing to do was to taste her!
11.19.04 - 05:22 AM / 8Sondra said:
I will have you know that I blame you fully for any recent "I want a baby NOW!" kicks I have been on. And also for the fact that the D70 is on my christmas list. Therefore, my husband knows you by name, and I do believe you are on his shit list, for the above named reasons. ;)
11.19.04 - 05:22 AM / 9So very tired.. (and off to bed now) said:
Good Morning Heather!
11.19.04 - 05:22 AM / 10Kelli said:
WOOO!! SIX! I'm NUMBER SIX!
Yeah! Baby!
Oh sorry..
How could you NOT snack on those cheeks?! What a cutie!
11.19.04 - 05:23 AM / 11Kelli said:
Oops. Make that 12. Damn, you people are FAST!
11.19.04 - 05:23 AM / 12EyeDigress said:
Proof...I have documented proof for my husband. My dog's feet smell like Fritos as well and he doesn't believe me...
11.19.04 - 05:24 AM / 13Angie said:
I believe baby cheeks taste extra good with buffalo sauce... not sure if you like that at all?!?!
11.19.04 - 05:25 AM / 14Jennifer said:
Awwwww leta's a real cutie bum!
Don't they just steal your heart. I posted soem pics of me and my little fella. I wish I had degital, but all teh same he's cute. She takes great pics, adn you say she mc screams alot.. no evidence here of that!
jenn
11.19.04 - 05:25 AM / 15Beth said:
Leta's looking a lot like her Mama in that picture -- especially like the childhood pic in the "Dooce Effect."
One reason not to swallow her whole: think of the constipation!
11.19.04 - 05:29 AM / 16Jen said:
Oh the drool! It never ends. How are those teeth coming along?
11.19.04 - 05:29 AM / 17Kel said:
Awww...what a cute little boy! Little fella? Realtors are douchbags. Our realtor proceeded to tell us about his former client that used to leave her thong underwear hanging in the laundry room. His exact words: "She was really fat and the string on that thing was HUGE!". He was the least creepy one that we interviewed. Pig.
11.19.04 - 05:30 AM / 18Kel said:
Oh yeah, and what a cutie pie!
11.19.04 - 05:31 AM / 19LadyBug said:
Adorable picture; lovely, plump little cheeks; beautiful (red?? as in septic tank poopy?) hair.
I must share something, as this seems the most appropriate forum for this particular type of sharing...
I had a throwing up/diarrhea/sweet-Jesus-just-kill-me-now stomach bug which started night before last and kept me home from work yesterday. When I got to work this morning, my boss (a very sweet and kind older gentleman) was asking me how I was feeling, etc. I had told him that, long after the throwing up, etc. had stopped, I still FELT absolutely horrible for most of the day.
And he said...(and he was totally being serious and sympathetic)...
"Yeah, that kind of thing can REALLY TAKE IT OUT OF YOU."
And I haven't been able to stop snickering.
11.19.04 - 05:31 AM / 20HazelEyedPisces said:
SCRUMPTIOUS! Gobble 'em up for us.
11.19.04 - 05:32 AM / 21Stacy said:
Eye- the question should be, do dogs' feet smell like fritos, or do fritos smell like dogs' feet?
11.19.04 - 05:32 AM / 22'nee said:
I she going to be a redhead?
11.19.04 - 05:32 AM / 23BarefootGoddess said:
I put the D70 on my Christmas list too and my husband told me I needed to step back into reality
11.19.04 - 05:33 AM / 24Chessy said:
Such cuteness! What amazingly expressive eyes. I can hardly stand the cuteness.
The cuteness of Leta sends a message directly to my ovaries. "Must. Have. Baby. Ignore. Husband's. Plea to wait. NOW. Baby."
Ah...Cave Ovaries. They can sure sweet talk a woman.
11.19.04 - 05:33 AM / 25PKD said:
Babies don't have the same internal organ as children--it takes a while for those to develop. Starting at about 6 month, baby innards are composed mostly of one huge drool gland.
11.19.04 - 05:39 AM / 26Tabbie said:
Yeah I agree with Sarah, the biting comments hit home. I apparently was edible enough in my childhood to daily come home from preschool with bite marks all over my back. I know little girls are supposed to be made of "sugar, and spice, and everything nice" but give us a break.
11.19.04 - 05:48 AM / 27red said:
sometimes her hair has a red tint to it. you know i'm a little partial. ;-)
11.19.04 - 05:48 AM / 28Colleen from NJ said:
If I were not big, fat 8 months painfully pregnant with my third boy, I wouldn't be able to concentrate for that "screamiing ovary" sound that others are experiencing. I could go for the girl, except what am I, nuts?
That little cherub looks magically delicious.
11.19.04 - 05:49 AM / 29CDNRXBY said:
That is one adorable little girl you and Jon have there Dooce. But I still don't get how that realtor mistook her for a boy. Was it the plump full eyelashes or the big adorable eyes? Or perhaps the already forming female facial features! He seems more of a dork than you described him! :-) Either way Leta gets cuuuuter and cuuuter everyday! :-)
J in TO
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