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I'll get this whole thing into my mouth so help me God

Yes, this is the fourth picture in a row of that kid. I can't help it.



11.22.2004 Daily Photo comments closed

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  • Jenny said:

    So adorable. I bet she can do it too! Look at that determination!

    11.22.04 - 05:08 AM / 1
  • Sarah said:

    That looks like a red Ring Ding...mmmmm, Ring Dings.

    11.22.04 - 05:09 AM / 2
  • dolly said:

    FIRST!!!!!!

    11.22.04 - 05:10 AM / 3
  • Melanie S said:

    I L-O-V-E her red hair!

    #2 Yeah!

    11.22.04 - 05:10 AM / 4
  • Kelli said:

    Mmmm... nummy! Red, plastic toys! They're not just for breakfast anymore!

    11.22.04 - 05:11 AM / 5
  • dolly said:

    ......damn.....

    11.22.04 - 05:11 AM / 6
  • Jordan said:

    She's hungry lately! Don't you ever feed this kid?

    11.22.04 - 05:11 AM / 7
  • Lori J said:

    So earnest so determined.

    11.22.04 - 05:11 AM / 8
  • Jeni said:

    ...which my mom will totally capture with the camera.

    11.22.04 - 05:12 AM / 9
  • Ed Villas said:

    Upss ... that is not an apple !

    11.22.04 - 05:13 AM / 10
  • Lori J said:

    She never tires of you taking photos of her. What an angel. Except when you leave the room....

    11.22.04 - 05:13 AM / 11
  • Fish said:

    Mommy, why are your eyes all puffy and bloodshot? And why does your breath smell like college kids on spring break in Mexico?

    11.22.04 - 05:20 AM / 12
  • Colleen from NJ said:

    she has a guilty look:
    pretend red ring-ding? ...chomp... what pretend red ring-ding?

    11.22.04 - 05:21 AM / 13
  • Sheryl said:

    Ok, I'll stop screaming - if you could just bring back my regular mommy... the one who isn't wearing black war paint.

    11.22.04 - 05:23 AM / 14
  • beachgal said:

    Absolutely precious, as usual. Keep 'em coming!

    11.22.04 - 05:23 AM / 15
  • Maz said:

    CUTENESS!!!!!

    11.22.04 - 05:23 AM / 16
  • Stephen McKenna said:

    It's funny if you think of it as her tongue licking her hand.

    11.22.04 - 05:25 AM / 17
  • Tamra said:

    Amen about the depression post- get the help you need no matter what people think or say... being depressed and/or suicidal is nothing to be ashamed or embarassed about. I've been on meds for 3 months now and it's made all the difference in the world! Proud recovering depressives unite!

    11.22.04 - 05:27 AM / 18
  • Paula said:

    The chubby hands and the dimples! I could just eat them up!

    11.22.04 - 05:27 AM / 19
  • stella said:

    she may be eating the toy, but I want to nibble on those sweet little hands!

    11.22.04 - 05:30 AM / 20
  • Moxie said:

    Her Screamness who screams alot everyday with the screaming is becoming self aware. She is trying to stifle it!

    11.22.04 - 05:34 AM / 21
  • Brooke said:

    I hope her hair stays that color! It's so pretty.

    11.22.04 - 05:35 AM / 22
  • Human Writes said:

    I think she might give that Asian kid who can eat 58 hot dogs in 12 minutes a run for his money.

    11.22.04 - 05:37 AM / 23
  • Angie said:

    Plastic must one of the lesser-known food-groups. Yum!

    11.22.04 - 05:41 AM / 24
  • Mari said:

    She's a beauty and she looks wise beyond her 9 months.

    11.22.04 - 05:44 AM / 25
  • kEma said:

    Leta: "I swear to God, if this RED PLASTIC TOY don't go in my mouth right away, I am going to scre-ehh-eehhhhhh-eeeemmmm!"

    11.22.04 - 05:44 AM / 26
  • Russ said:

    "One pill makes you smaller...."

    Your daughter is well on her way to being a rockstar! From you stories, it sounds like shes got the wailing thing down already! Go Leta!

    11.22.04 - 05:47 AM / 27
  • melanie said:

    I love that song by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Imagine my surprise when I turned on the VMA's last year to see that their guitarist is a guy I went to college with! Yeah, he was too cool for me even then.

    11.22.04 - 05:55 AM / 28
  • Em said:

    As usual - simply precious. I could just eat her up!

    11.22.04 - 05:59 AM / 29
  • Girl.A said:

    *Morpheus:* That you are a baby, Leta. Like everyone else, you were born into bondage, born inside a prison that you cannot smell, taste, or touch. A prison for your mind. (long pause, sighs) Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back.
    (In his left hand, Morpheus shows a blue pill.)
    *Leta:* Ghhhhgaghhhhga (Leta's eyes widen and rool runs down Leta's chin)
    *Morpheus:* You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your crib and believe whatever you want to believe. (a red pill is shown in his other hand) You take the red pill and you stay in Toyland and I show you how deep the toybox goes. (Long pause; Leta begins to reach for the red pill)
    *Morpheus:* Remember -- all I am offering is the truth, nothing more.

    11.22.04 - 06:00 AM / 30
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