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Behold The Festive Ceramic Pig, Gatekeeper at the Doors of Hell





11.28.2004 Daily Photo comments closed

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  • ksea said:

    Horror!

     11.28.04 - 07:05 AM / 1

  • Michael said:

    that is amazing. I want it. I need it.

    I think I just had a tiny stroke.

    Is it humping that candycane?

     11.28.04 - 07:07 AM / 2

  • PKD said:

    Does anyone else see a pig humping a candy cane?

     11.28.04 - 07:07 AM / 3

  • foofer said:

    The creepy grin combined with the squinty eyes....pure e-villll.

     11.28.04 - 07:08 AM / 4

  • fuzzbean said:

    Wow. That is an excresence.

    I want to know where she bought it, so I can buy one for all my friends and relatives. Because something that ugly needs to be shared.

     11.28.04 - 07:08 AM / 5

  • Danna said:

    HAhahha...that's one freaky pig.

     11.28.04 - 07:09 AM / 6

  • pismire said:

    Screw reindeer. Santa should use pigs.

     11.28.04 - 07:11 AM / 7

  • Mary said:

    Ohmygoodness. That is HIDEOUS! Where can I get one?

     11.28.04 - 07:18 AM / 8

  • yo mama said:

    This is the first time I've ever commented. Generally I just lurk but, that pig has gotten me out of lurkdom. I'm sorry but, that pig is JUST WRONG! Wrong in so many ways-(scratching head)(tears forming in eyes). I don't understand it. WHY WHY?

     11.28.04 - 07:19 AM / 9

  • jmj said:

    I'm scared.

     11.28.04 - 07:20 AM / 10

  • lulu cornichon said:

    It's a good effort, Pig, but Leta still has you beat in the cheeks department.

     11.28.04 - 07:21 AM / 11

  • nance said:

    woooah. um. pig decor.

     11.28.04 - 07:21 AM / 12

  • allison said:

    that thing is the most delightfully tacky piece of flair i have EVER SEEN. classy, in that totally un-classy way.

     11.28.04 - 07:22 AM / 13

  • Mo said:

    This thing has a WTF factor that is off the charts.
    (What IS it doing to that candycane???)

     11.28.04 - 07:24 AM / 14

  • Paula said:

    Im scared too. Where did you get it? Its almost secret santa time at work, I could give something like that and whoever got it wouldnt even know it was from me. Sometimes Im pure evil.

     11.28.04 - 07:25 AM / 15

  • Rachel said:

    Awesome piggy!

     11.28.04 - 07:29 AM / 16

  • jmj said:

    Oh hell yes, Paula. That would be the all time best Secret Santa gift. Mwahaha!

     11.28.04 - 07:29 AM / 17

  • trel said:

    so care free...

    so...

    disturbing.

     11.28.04 - 07:30 AM / 18

  • Calli said:

    I'm terrified. Behind that big grin and squinty eyes lurks a dark motive.

     11.28.04 - 07:30 AM / 19

  • Kristine said:

    ACK! pig on candy cane, it doesn't get worse.

    On a different note. I got to play with the Nikon D70. I will admit...I am not ready for all that it is.

    I bought the Kodak 6.1 mp camera yesterday and now I can't wait to get to playing with it. It doesn't scare me like the d70 did.

    Dooce...I am not worthy!

     11.28.04 - 07:31 AM / 20

  • Benoit said:

    **shiver**!!

     11.28.04 - 07:31 AM / 21

  • Shocked by the P-I-G said:

    holy mother!!! that's one UGLY pig... its definitely put me off candy for a bit (thanks dooce for helping me with my "lose weight" prog)

     11.28.04 - 07:36 AM / 22

  • Kath said:

    Oh my! Repulsive yet enticing.

     11.28.04 - 07:39 AM / 23

  • Shocked by the P-I-G said:

    oh and whats worse than the pig???
    THOSE TYRES!!!!!!!!

    Kristine.. i bought a Kodak 6.1 mp yday as well and i've already started clicking away.. gran's toe nails, my dog's teeth... very "artistic"

     11.28.04 - 07:39 AM / 24

  • Kit said:

    o.k. so no one else sees a big fat hairy hand choking a pigs head?

    huh? no one?

     11.28.04 - 07:41 AM / 25

  • honestyrain said:

    crap sandwiches. the thing i can't believe is that you've ever been near enough to take a picture of such a thing. i cannot imagine such an encounter in my regular life. you must be living an exceptional existence Heather B Armstrong.

     11.28.04 - 07:42 AM / 26

  • DG said:

    >o.k. so no one else sees a big fat hairy hand choking a pigs head?
    I sees it.
    The pig doesn't mind.
    He's getting his jollies from the candycane.
    Pigs can orgasm for 30 minutes, or so I've heard.
    Ask him again in half an hour.

     11.28.04 - 07:44 AM / 27

  • bk0 said:

    sweet creamy jesus i lost my appitite.

     11.28.04 - 07:56 AM / 28

  • Sheryl said:

    Nevermind all of you decor snobs.

    I have a serious problem with the fact this pig must've appeared at the Thanksgiving table or buffet...
    It is the WRONG HOLIDAY.

    *The pig should be blowing a pilgrim, not humping a candy cane.*

     11.28.04 - 08:00 AM / 29

  • Sheryl said:

    And for the sake of hot boiling diarrhea! The plates next to the Horny Holiday Pig do not even match!

    I thought your mommy was the Avon World Sales Leader.

     11.28.04 - 08:02 AM / 30
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