Alas, yet another Ceramic Abomination, this time: Baby Jesus!
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Shawn said:
Yikes. Who buys that stuff?
11.30.04 - 05:18 AM / 1Laura C. said:
Do you know what I did? I typed this out on Word and "refreshed" like mad, then pasted it in, just so I’d have a chance at being first. I was #3 once upon a time. In any event, this is the holiest scene I've ever seen.
11.30.04 - 05:18 AM / 2Heather 2 said:
Maybe I'll get that for my step-mom. Would a minister be offended by that? ;-)
11.30.04 - 05:19 AM / 3AA said:
Ok, between this and the pig...I'm scarred....
11.30.04 - 05:19 AM / 4Laura C. said:
Hey, it's a Dooce creche--the animals all appear to be somewhat constipated.
11.30.04 - 05:19 AM / 5lauren said:
ugly squared.
11.30.04 - 05:20 AM / 6Cristina said:
This is unrelated to your picture, but I came across this website
www.puppybreak.com and I think you should submit pictures of Chuck!
11.30.04 - 05:20 AM / 7Sarah said:
Now the thumbnail really IS a rooster!
11.30.04 - 05:20 AM / 8kim said:
now, that is a holy scene. just, what the .. are those holy horses on the left doing?
11.30.04 - 05:20 AM / 9LadyBug said:
The bug-eyed looks those animals are giving Baby Jesus? Well, that's just creeeepy....
11.30.04 - 05:21 AM / 10Angie said:
Now I know who buys all the stuff on ebay!!!!
11.30.04 - 05:21 AM / 11GMM said:
LOOK AT THAT COW!!!
11.30.04 - 05:21 AM / 12juuuuuuu said:
The cow looks a little unconfortable and I'm not sure I want to know what the horse on the left is doing!
11.30.04 - 05:21 AM / 13Sarah said:
And who knew there were roosters in the desert?
11.30.04 - 05:21 AM / 14AA said:
Though maybe baby Jesus there can help that cow there with her severe osteoporosis...
11.30.04 - 05:21 AM / 15Carol said:
Ha! Laura C. - I thought the same thing... that horse looks like he's in pain.
I love this!! It's classic!
11.30.04 - 05:22 AM / 16MelissaS said:
I think the baby Jesus is weeping.
11.30.04 - 05:22 AM / 17Marie said:
Dooce,
Do you actually own these "ceramic abominations", or do you just find random freaks in Utah and ask to take pictures of their ugly shit?
11.30.04 - 05:22 AM / 18Amanda said:
I think it's cute...
11.30.04 - 05:22 AM / 19pismire said:
What is wrong with the poor cow? And is that a horse? This is really freaky. Where can I buy it?
11.30.04 - 05:22 AM / 20Amber said:
Is it just me or is that mouse like the size of that cow's head? And the only thing that scares me more than that horse actually sticking his arse into the air that much is the person who decided to manipulate his body into that position in the first place.
11.30.04 - 05:22 AM / 21Laura C. said:
Is THIS the sort of thing Mormons go for? No wonder Dooce is an ex-Mormon.
11.30.04 - 05:22 AM / 22shmee said:
This one is even scarier than the last one. Imagine if we took all the money spent on kitschy decorations each year and spent it on finding a cure for cancer. Just imagine.
11.30.04 - 05:23 AM / 23Dre said:
Out of curiousity, may I ask, why do you have this?
Was it a gift?
A late night drunken 7-11 purchase?
11.30.04 - 05:24 AM / 24ap said:
That mouse is far more interested in the chicken's ass than Baby Jesus.
11.30.04 - 05:24 AM / 25Danielle said:
It reminds me of a "claymation christmas."
But you know, with all of the animals eyes kind of bugged-out and their necks stuck out, it looks like they are saying "yalp, that's one Ugly baby."
11.30.04 - 05:25 AM / 26Danielle said:
I suppose that they are supposed to be kneeling... but ugh. how terrible.
btw AA (#15): cow with osteoporosis! HA!
11.30.04 - 05:28 AM / 27christy said:
All the animals look like they are on acid and the baby jesus is, like, totally freaking them out, man.
PS - Did everyone here that Ken Jennings finally lost on Jeopardy? It broke on kottke.org.
11.30.04 - 05:30 AM / 28Laurie G. said:
OK, so then, there are three horses, shall I assume they are the wise men? The chicken and rooster have wings, are they angels? Does that make the cow Mary and the sheep Joseph? And what is the mouse? The little drummer boy?
11.30.04 - 05:34 AM / 29lulu cornichon said:
What I wonder is, where are Mary and Joseph?
"Hey animal dudes--we're just gonna take a break from all the screee-heee-heeeeming and pop on over to the seven eleven for some smokes. Watch the kid, okay?"
11.30.04 - 05:35 AM / 30