How to Annoy Me
Scream as I pull a shirt over your head and stick your arm through the sleeve, as if this is some sort of new torture I am inflicting on you, as if you haven't had a shirt pulled over your head EVERY SINGLE DAY OF YOUR LIFE.
SUBMIT.
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Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.
- "If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair." http://is.gd/51YQV
- Old enough to know how to spell guitar. RT @GIUATARHERO: @dooce how old are you stupid
- Look who isn't fazed by the foot of snow on the ground: http://flic.kr/p/7hNjCE
