Total goosebumps

To replace the other song you had stuck in your head

A true scientific marvel: the Utah accent

How I start my day, this plus a bucket of coffee

The baby kangaroo and the wonder dog that saved it

One of the million, billion grains of sand in the desert

"Winters like this are not something that humans are built to endure."

I imagine that Chuck speaks with the same accent

So it seems

In the morning when I rise

Hero

Yeah, oops on that one, too

Despite the language barrier

I can't breathe!

There's just something about the accent

Wiener poopie

What if, say, the main character dies at the end of chapter one?

Be sure to make it to 3 minutes and 44 seconds

Oh my God

Measure twice, cut once