Of course my first post of the new year would have to be about this
"How many times did she go poop today?"
"Once. Just once."
"I pooped this morning. That makes two of us. How about you? Have you pooped today?"
"Nah."
"How long has it been?"
"Three days. I know, I know, I KNOW. It's toxic, just like Britney says."
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