Last night we were watching live TV -- uh, the pain! -- and saw the beginnings of what seemed to be a promotional commercial for a show about some king of Egypt. The camera swept over acres and acres of wind-blown sand and the words, something like, "The King Who Lasted The Longest," or, "The King of All Kings," something about the story of all stories, and then... then! A FUCKING FORD SUV drove out from the sand.

I turned to Jon and said, "WHAT?"

And he shrugged and offered, "I suppose it's the Ford Jesus Edition. You know, for Christians."