Last night we watched "The Last Samurai" and although the company I am in insists that he is gay I would totally be all up in Tom's grill if he were only a COUPLE FEET TALLER. Plus, I doubt that Tom could wire electricity. That's also a prerequisite for grillage.

Jon sent me an email and said that Leta was sitting in bed pausing live television. I know I'm not supposed to be thinking about home and all that and I need to get away and take a break, BUT DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW GOOD HER HEAD SMELLS? I miss them.

Today we're going to see the Arches, including McRainbow Arch, McDelicate Arch, and the McDouble Arch with Cheese. I will be blogging this.