Another one to tell the grandkids about
I just got this email from my cousin, GEORGE!:
"You realize that you are the number 11, and I am the number 13 on the list of sites that come up when people search for 'sex kitchen girl' on Yahoo.
Your mother would be PROUD."
My first reaction is: 11? WHAT AM I DOING WRONG? Must mention sex and kitchen and girl more often. Also, more boots, more anus, and more bathroom floor while I'm at it.
The second: What the hell are you doing searching for "sex kitchen girl" George? It's because of all that time you spent in Utah, isn't it?
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