Modern plumber's crack
"You haven’t seen The Piano?"
"No, I haven’t."
"Then you totally missed Harvey Keitel’s nutsac and penis."
"Sex scene?"
"Actually, he’s cleaning his piano when you see them."
"Makes sense. I’m always naked when I clean my piano."
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