The consequences of living online
"Do you get the feeling now that certain people are going to be judging every move we make? That we're not going to be able to take a shit without them wondering how much money we spent doing so?"
"You better not mention that we've upgraded to the Double Roll."
"The ULTRA Double Roll."
"With 2-ply sheets."
"The sheets of 4 regular rolls in 1!"
"Whereas before we just drip-dried."
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