Dear Diary,

Today my brother got his way. He did not do anything for me. He's SPOILED! He hates Michael Jackson but likes a nasty person named Prince. Prince is gay, stupid, evil, and a sex pervert. He's ugly, too. My brother is a geek. He acts like he is two years old. He passes gas, burps, and acts crazy. It's getting late. I have to go. Bye, bye.

P.S. My brother is also a geezer.