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Just this morning I had a dream that I was walking down the runway on "America's Next Top Model" and Heidi Klum was whispering something nasty about me to Tyra Banks and I shouted, from the runway and out loud into the bedroom, "SAY IT TO MY FACE, BITCH." Jon woke abruptly and said, "Heather, are you okay?" And at that moment I realized it was just a dream (phew!) and that it was Christmas Eve, so I said, "SAY IT TO MY FACE, Lovely Sister Peace on Earth."

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