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All photos by Jon and Heather Armstrong. If you must make mean comments, please restrict yourself to criticism of my hair only. If you say anything nasty about my family, I will fucking cut you.

10.23.2002 Photos, Utah comments closed

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  • amy said:

    jesus, heather. you and jon are a beautiful couple.

    10.24.02 - 02:47 AM / 1
  • black b said:

    no one is mentioning the *amazing* expressions on the faces of these kiddos. classic!

    you're hair looks great, heather - very botticelli.

    10.24.02 - 02:57 AM / 2
  • michy said:

    At what age do humans lose those adorable ruddy cheeks?

    10.24.02 - 04:04 AM / 3
  • DJSUBG said:

    You're gonna cut me? Bring it on! Who do you think kept your precious Chuckles safe in the lockup?

    10.24.02 - 04:22 AM / 4
  • Beerzie Boy said:

    What adorable children...it's hard to believe they are related to someone who has such screwed-up hair.

    10.24.02 - 04:33 AM / 5
  • Heather #2 said:

    Like you need to hear it ONE MORE TIME, but I've gotta support my girls, yo: you are GORGEOUS and so are those babes! I see why you're quick to show off the fam. Hope you had a wonderful respite from your beloved LA.

    10.24.02 - 04:37 AM / 6
  • shy said:

    handsome couple! beautifull kids! heather... you look... statuesque! [i've always wanted to use that word on some one...]

    10.24.02 - 04:52 AM / 7
  • Expatriate Mormon said:

    a) I love the hair. Its flattering.
    b) You look so angry and sad, I'm sorry you feel that way and I know how you feel.
    c) Absent the goth-ish makeup and flippy hair you look *exactly* like a BYU coed! Can't get away from those good wholesome "Born and bred a Mormon" good looks.
    Finally ... that isn't my web site, but you should read it. Jon too, OK? Promise?

    10.24.02 - 05:20 AM / 8
  • Expat Again said:

    Fudge. I hate it that I can't flippin' do HTML right. You could be a doll and add an r to the tag in my previous post. And here's the URL to the page I want you guys to see:

    ( http://www.mhsanctuary.com/
    borderline/bpd.htm )

    10.24.02 - 05:23 AM / 9
  • Paul Gutman said:

    I was about to ask: "Does anyone else think that Husband looks like Jon Favreau?"

    And then I read further and was glad I didn't post before reading all the comments.

    Hair looks marvelous, darling.

    10.24.02 - 05:37 AM / 10
  • darian said:

    I love the short hair..looks like you belong in a vidal sasoon comercial. Those boys are too cute..love the curly blonde hair.

    10.24.02 - 05:52 AM / 11
  • melanie said:

    man, i hope that expat's link is a joke. except it's not funny.

    10.24.02 - 06:01 AM / 12
  • Sarah B. said:

    Oh, look at all that precious stern Mormon stock! I want to smooch everyone.

    10.24.02 - 06:25 AM / 13
  • Gentleman Prefer Blondes said:

    What's with all of the accolades? She's hot, but she's not a real blonde...

    10.24.02 - 06:37 AM / 14
  • bran baby said:

    these children have such precious, angelic faces.

    they must be monstrous stinkers at times.

    10.24.02 - 06:58 AM / 15
  • No one really said:

    There once was a band called "Heather's Hair" ... quite excellent, actually ... could have been named after your lovely 'do.

    10.24.02 - 07:18 AM / 16
  • Chuck Cheeze said:

    Jon looks dirty. Is John dirty?

    10.24.02 - 08:04 AM / 17
  • ex southern babtist said:

    They are absolutely adorable babies...does your sister still use gobs of hairspray? I remember the stories about her hair...too funny!

    10.24.02 - 08:08 AM / 18
  • Cody said:

    Pinchable cheeks, all.

    Beautiful children.

    10.24.02 - 08:16 AM / 19
  • brittney said:

    I think you look a bit like Amy Sedaris.

    10.24.02 - 08:46 AM / 20
  • Matt said:

    your kids look like the gerber baby. very cute.

    10.24.02 - 09:07 AM / 21
  • pooponastick said:

    So how was Chucks stay at in the big house???

    10.24.02 - 09:24 AM / 22
  • d said:

    Love the "cherub children". They are positively adorable.

    And Heather, you look great. The hair is beautiful!

    10.24.02 - 09:34 AM / 23
  • mule-rider said:

    I am seriously not understanding why expatriate mormon is urging you both to read a site about borderline personality disorder- what gives

    10.24.02 - 10:05 AM / 24
  • bedhead said:

    What cute child actors. Will they be int the next Star Wars?

    10.24.02 - 10:07 AM / 25
  • ex southern babtist said:

    I agree with mule rider about the mormon expatriate...really, what gives.

    10.24.02 - 12:54 PM / 26
  • melanie said:

    expat emailed me about my comment (in which i hoped that the link was a joke). apparently, it wasn't. i wish i hadn't deleted the email, otherwise, i'd share.

    10.24.02 - 01:46 PM / 27
  • dooce said:

    borderline personality disorder. hmmm. i thought i just had gas.

    10.24.02 - 02:09 PM / 28
  • The husband said:

    I can feel the projection way over here.
    Expatriate Mormon: today is not the day to be fucking with me. My hands are cold, I have nausea, I've been pooping all day and I'm growing a second head. I just stopped carving the name of the sociopath (there's only one. I think.) into my arms. Also, I've got to find my dealer. Did I mention I'm anxious as well?
    Just kidding. But seriously...

    10.24.02 - 02:33 PM / 29
  • Em said:

    My God does EVERYBODY in your family have that gorgeous blonde hair and those eyes? And twins! Gotta love 'em! :)

    10.26.02 - 04:40 PM / 30
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