Browsing the category: Daily

One of the daily ways in which I betray my primitive ancestors

No, Paleolithic humans did not drink lattes, and they were grumpy and aggressive as shit.

This village of ours

“I knew I couldn’t call the police because that would frighten him even more, and so the quickest and best solution for everyone involved was to get him inside his house.”

Stuff I found while looking around

I cannot believe I got this done today given the amount of absolute mayhem going on around me, but the tweets are my favorite part of this one.

Thank god my signature already resembles chicken scratch

My doctor made a comedic reference to a “pain journal” not knowing that he just summed up an entire industry.

The beginning of an ironic yet worthwhile tradition

You could make the argument that it’s ironic that I’m starting a tradition around the mission of fighting hunger when both of my kids don’t like to eat. And you’d be right.

Matters of the eyes

A two-week crash course in vision charts, phoropters, lenses and frames, and perhaps a gentle nudge to get your kids’ eyes tested.

Join the bark side

Here is the twelve-year-old Former Congressman participating in our Halloween festivities.

Halloween 2014

I did not trick or treat with maxi pads taped to my feet, no. But everyone who knew who I was dressed as asked where that part of my costume was.

The Avon World Sales Leader, another side

“You know what else I’ve also learned about cancer? It’s stealth. It is a stealth disease. It is so under wraps that it has invaded you before you even have a clue.”

Bedtime with Marlo

When Marlo asks what she was like at five years old I’ll pull up this post and say, “This is a small but very accurate sample.”