In case you didn’t know, you will one day stand before God and he has taken detailed notes about your social media habits.
My little frog baby turns ten.
No, you should never compare owning a pet to raising children. BUT OH THE TEMPTATION.
A sprawling post about my diet that does not include a single reference to poop. I should be fired.
This baby is better than a tumblr that’s full of nothing but pictures of kittens being cuddled by bear cubs.
My being an idiot has nothing to do with deciding to do a juice cleanse and everything to do with my I.Q.
What should you do before you have kids? Travel, eat, sleep, blahblahblah MARVEL AT HOW LITTLE YOU DO LAUNDRY.