Instead of throwing a princess party, we’re having someone dressed in a lab coat show up for Chuck’s next birthday.
The blood work is going to come back and indicate that there is too much Morrissey in his system.
This week’s link roundup.
Even on an island 3,000 miles away I cannot escape the wildlife. You would have screamed, too. Do not lie to me and say otherwise.
A very, very long overdue link roundup.
Whenever I used to travel I always forgot something important like my toothbrush or, you know, pants. Not anymore!
The bad news is that I didn’t get that very special passenger to gather his brothers and play “Crazy Horses” for everyone on board the plane. You’re going to want to go ahead google that original video.
A little bit about why these friendships and connections with women are by far one of the highlights of my career.
The only thing that is going to top this for her upcoming birthday is a real live puppy, and wow is she going to be devastated with a gift card to a hardware store.
The acceptance speech I would have given, although the orchestra would have probably cut me off and flipped me the bird.