Whenever I used to travel I always forgot something important like my toothbrush or, you know, pants. Not anymore!
The bad news is that I didn’t get that very special passenger to gather his brothers and play “Crazy Horses” for everyone on board the plane. You’re going to want to go ahead google that original video.
A little bit about why these friendships and connections with women are by far one of the highlights of my career.
The only thing that is going to top this for her upcoming birthday is a real live puppy, and wow is she going to be devastated with a gift card to a hardware store.
The acceptance speech I would have given, although the orchestra would have probably cut me off and flipped me the bird.
Grandparents exist to exact revenge, and I don’t understand why there isn’t legislature to regulate this.
Having more than one child doesn’t double or triple the work. It multiplies it to the nth degree. And then laughs at you.
The more women who understand that they have power and access to what they need, the more who will understand the urgency to extend help to those who have none. I truly believe this.
Yes, I normally post this on Fridays but last Friday got away from me and I’m breaking the rules. Alert my bishop.
Yet another developmental milestone whose rewards are in direct proportion to the years it takes off of your life.