"Oh my God, the dog smells so bad."

"You see what they do all day. They are constantly chewing on each other."

"You think that's why she smells like that?"

"Dude, if I spent all day licking you you'd smell gross, too."

"Pardon me if I'm not willing to test that theory."

"You're secretly hoping that I walk over right now and start chewing on your ear. ADMIT IT."