Lingering aroma of dog breath
"Oh my God, the dog smells so bad."
"You see what they do all day. They are constantly chewing on each other."
"You think that's why she smells like that?"
"Dude, if I spent all day licking you you'd smell gross, too."
"Pardon me if I'm not willing to test that theory."
"You're secretly hoping that I walk over right now and start chewing on your ear. ADMIT IT."
Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.
- "If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair." http://is.gd/51YQV
- Old enough to know how to spell guitar. RT @GIUATARHERO: @dooce how old are you stupid
- Look who isn't fazed by the foot of snow on the ground: http://flic.kr/p/7hNjCE
