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The pretty ones are always the crazy ones

We've had new carpet in the basement, what, less than two weeks? And in that span of time Coco has had a bad case of vomit and diarrhea, and yesterday she baptized the floor with a gallon of pee. Jon does not believe she is going to survive the next month, not if he has any say in it. I told him this was practice for the baby, and he got in the car and I haven't seen him since.

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Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.

  • RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
  • Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.
  • Our fish just died. And I'm sitting here crying. And it wasn't even my fault!

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