The Most Awesome Shoes EVER
These shoes are the most fashionable and best for your feet. They truly are. It's important to recognize this fact and realize also that clogs are the result of hundreds of years of shoe design. If only more people would realize that clogs are so great, the world would be a better place.
HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW, BABY????
Dooce readers, I have an admin login. I can take this over at ANY time.
CLOGS, FTW.





admin said:
HAHAHAHAHA!!! FIRST.
08.05.08 - 09:01 AM / 1dooce said:
you are a sad, sad man.
08.05.08 - 09:02 AM / 2Kecia said:
Heather is gonna kick your ass!
08.05.08 - 09:03 AM / 3monkeyaker said:
*shudder*
08.05.08 - 09:03 AM / 4Girl Friday said:
hilarious!!!
08.05.08 - 09:04 AM / 5Kim said:
Hahahahah!!! Great hijack! Clogs, while not the best looking footwear - do rule!!
08.05.08 - 09:04 AM / 6Steph VW said:
The revenge of the clogged is so sweet.
08.05.08 - 09:04 AM / 7admin said:
A sad, sad man with an ADMIN login.
CLOGS.
08.05.08 - 09:04 AM / 8KU said:
I LOVE IT. (Chanting Jon!!!1 Jon!!!! Jon !!!!!!!)
08.05.08 - 09:05 AM / 9Emily said:
This actually scared me. I immediately knew all was not right. You're a little evil, I think.
08.05.08 - 09:05 AM / 10Sarah said:
I knew something was awry when I saw that picture...I thought Dooce had lost her lost it.
08.05.08 - 09:05 AM / 11Kelly said:
You should be ashamed. Ashamed of overtaking dooce, but mostly of those damn clogs.
08.05.08 - 09:05 AM / 12Veruka said:
Sorry, I still think clogs are about one of the ugliest shoes ever. Right up there with those gladiator shoes that all the actresses are wearing.
08.05.08 - 09:06 AM / 13Bunny Bodel said:
I have to admit, clogs are pretty much the most comfortable shoes ever... in fact, I'm wearing a pair right now. And mine are even less cool than those because I am really small feet and am wearing a child's clogs. With zebra striped fur lining.
08.05.08 - 09:06 AM / 14Adiel said:
Oh my...
Clogs?
Really?
Really?!?
I'm just glad you didn't say crocs...
08.05.08 - 09:08 AM / 15reavolution said:
THAT IS AWESOME! And hilarious at the very same time...poor Heather! (She's right though, clogs are atrocious.)
08.05.08 - 09:09 AM / 16abdpbt said:
HAH!!
I was going to say, did somebody start smoking crack over there?
08.05.08 - 09:10 AM / 17Sue at eLuckypacket said:
Clogs are indeed THE most awesome shoes (says she genuflecting before the clog of man-made material) ... I recently had to overcome my aversion to Crocs too. Shudder. Been resisting that one for years and finally CAVED.
08.05.08 - 09:46 AM / 18amyz5 said:
OMG. hold it, Heather did not write this into a pre-nup?
this could go badly for you, even if the in-laws think you walk on water.
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