http://dooce.com I'm Heather B. Armstrong. This is my website. Tue, 21 May 2013 18:41:14 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5 http://dooce.com/2013/05/21/hashtag-peanut-butter/ http://dooce.com/2013/05/21/hashtag-peanut-butter/#comments Tue, 21 May 2013 18:41:14 +0000 dooce http://dooce.com/?p=37776 I am the valedictorian of looking like I am taking notes.]]> http://dooce.com/2013/05/21/hashtag-peanut-butter/feed/ 0 http://dooce.com/2013/05/21/no-filter/ http://dooce.com/2013/05/21/no-filter/#comments Tue, 21 May 2013 14:46:51 +0000 dooce http://dooce.com/?p=37769 Remember a world without Instagram filters?]]> http://dooce.com/2013/05/21/no-filter/feed/ 0 http://dooce.com/2013/05/20/what-goes-around/ http://dooce.com/2013/05/20/what-goes-around/#comments Mon, 20 May 2013 21:54:39 +0000 dooce http://dooce.com/?p=37762 A public apology to my siblings who will flash an evil, knowing grin when they read this.]]> http://dooce.com/2013/05/20/what-goes-around/feed/ 16 http://dooce.com/2013/05/20/dose-of-protein/ http://dooce.com/2013/05/20/dose-of-protein/#comments Mon, 20 May 2013 16:39:38 +0000 dooce http://dooce.com/?p=37759 Too bad I'm renting because this right here would be the reason to get chickens.]]> http://dooce.com/2013/05/20/dose-of-protein/feed/ 0 http://dooce.com/2013/05/20/going-on-four-years/ http://dooce.com/2013/05/20/going-on-four-years/#comments Mon, 20 May 2013 14:56:32 +0000 dooce http://dooce.com/?p=37756 A pleasant discovery while clearing out my hard drive.]]> http://dooce.com/2013/05/20/going-on-four-years/feed/ 0 http://dooce.com/2013/05/17/bird-2/ http://dooce.com/2013/05/17/bird-2/#comments Fri, 17 May 2013 17:15:41 +0000 dooce http://dooce.com/?p=37753 With herding dogs, the training never stops. And never works.]]> http://dooce.com/2013/05/17/bird-2/feed/ 0 http://dooce.com/2013/05/17/all-on-their-faces/ http://dooce.com/2013/05/17/all-on-their-faces/#comments Fri, 17 May 2013 13:53:41 +0000 dooce http://dooce.com/?p=37749 In which my kids swap personalities for a photograph.]]> http://dooce.com/2013/05/17/all-on-their-faces/feed/ 0 http://dooce.com/2013/05/16/may-showers/ http://dooce.com/2013/05/16/may-showers/#comments Thu, 16 May 2013 21:41:24 +0000 dooce http://dooce.com/?p=37737 Starring Tom Cruise as the hero who reverses global warming and saves the earth.]]> http://dooce.com/2013/05/16/may-showers/feed/ 0 http://dooce.com/2013/05/16/destination-library/ http://dooce.com/2013/05/16/destination-library/#comments Thu, 16 May 2013 15:59:09 +0000 dooce http://dooce.com/?p=37733 One day she will learn to read but right now she's too busy being a normal kid.]]> http://dooce.com/2013/05/16/destination-library/feed/ 0 http://dooce.com/2013/05/15/chucks-lookbook/ http://dooce.com/2013/05/15/chucks-lookbook/#comments Wed, 15 May 2013 17:28:37 +0000 dooce http://dooce.com/?p=37730 He finds inspiration in art, architecture, travel and other dogs' butts.]]> http://dooce.com/2013/05/15/chucks-lookbook/feed/ 0