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Thinking

Pillows are cool.

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How to Annoy Me

Wear white half-socks with black shoes.

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How to Charm Me

You're three years old and you know how to use the word "sickening."

06.07.2001 How to Charm Me comments closed

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Saturday Morning Commercials

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Reading

My journals from college. They aren't funny.

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New Pornographers: Mass Romantic

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Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.

  • Bedtime, Leta lingering defiantly in the hallway. Jon: "If you want fart stories, you better get in bed RIGHT NOW."
  • RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
  • Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.

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