This is my Christmas list

Everyone has a home office these days, whether you’re running your own business or need the space to organize your fantasy football team.

“Much as water can be taken for granted by a fish”

Guilt is a pretty useless, ineffectual emotion. Guilt is not what I feel when coming to these realizations. In fact, I feel duty.

The beginning of heavy textbooks

And now I have the soundtrack to Dora the Explorer stuck in my head.

Ideas for Mother’s Day

Meanwhile, my own mother will be receiving a coupon for “one free lecture to me about the evils of Obamacare.”