If anything just call her up and say, “I’m so sorry for everything.” She’ll know immediately who it is.
Looking this over, I kind of wish my closet was this organized.
I could always toss out the trademarked Holiday by Heather advice and tell you to hand him your credit card and hit the nearest mall. But what if he’s color blind? What if he gets lost? What if he brings back clogs?
From the thesaurus app: consolation, comfort, solace, freedom, liberation, deliverance, release.
Somber, perhaps, but all in an effort to brighten things up.
For those of us who are going to check just ONE MORE TIME to see if all the lights have been turned off.
In the mood to turn down the saturation.
This shit is magically delicious.
Seriously. Do not piss her off.