I know it’s not as cold as it is in Minnesota, CAROL. But winter is over a month away and this weather is bullshit.
If you need a place to hide a dead body, I’m sure I won’t be raking this giant sea of leaves for at least another week.
If anyone has a kid who is working on a leaf collection, I might have one or two lying around.
Now that I think about it, I’m not sure if I had to insert a single modesty patch this summer.
Now I’m beginning to wonder how many people could find Utah on a map CASEY I’M LOOKING DIRECTLY AT YOU.
Paradise served up for my dogs and they have no idea.
All dressed up with an actual place to go.
Before the storm swooped in bringing more temperamental skies.
To help silence or at least decrease the number of question marks people use when I tell them where I live.
Sure, there’s more green Jell-O here than there is in the entire rest of the world, but there’s also this.