The acceptance speech I would have given, although the orchestra would have probably cut me off and flipped me the bird.
Grandparents exist to exact revenge, and I don’t understand why there isn’t legislature to regulate this.
Who wants to talk business when there is fresh baby smell and oh my god I just noticed that foot!
Christmas came early this year in a sleigh sponsored by Avon.
I will forgive them for not making me a hot dog.
Happy birthday, dear Avon World Sales Leader.
We sang and we shouted with the armies of heaven.
Once this is over we’re celebrating with a vat of Diet Coke, what Marlo now calls Mormon Drink.
I like to give Leta some down time before practicing piano, homework, and fixing me a hot dog.
My cousin who normally provides childcare for Marlo during the day is out of town this week, and since I am also traveling from one coast to the other my mother stepped in to take the kids for a few days.