Whenever my mother talks about how tenacious Marlo can be I say, “That apple didn’t fall far from her grandmother.”
“You know what else I’ve also learned about cancer? It’s stealth. It is a stealth disease. It is so under wraps that it has invaded you before you even have a clue.”
When it comes to games involving the alphabet, pity the participant who is in his sixties and can’t remember what comes after the letter C.
The acceptance speech I would have given, although the orchestra would have probably cut me off and flipped me the bird.
Grandparents exist to exact revenge, and I don’t understand why there isn’t legislature to regulate this.
Who wants to talk business when there is fresh baby smell and oh my god I just noticed that foot!
Christmas came early this year in a sleigh sponsored by Avon.
I will forgive them for not making me a hot dog.
Happy birthday, dear Avon World Sales Leader.
We sang and we shouted with the armies of heaven.