Christmas came early this year in a sleigh sponsored by Avon.
I will forgive them for not making me a hot dog.
Happy birthday, dear Avon World Sales Leader.
We sang and we shouted with the armies of heaven.
Once this is over we’re celebrating with a vat of Diet Coke, what Marlo now calls Mormon Drink.
I like to give Leta some down time before practicing piano, homework, and fixing me a hot dog.
My cousin who normally provides childcare for Marlo during the day is out of town this week, and since I am also traveling from one coast to the other my mother stepped in to take the kids for a few days.
Today is The Avon World Sales Leader’s birthday, and no. I’m not going to tell you her age. She put me back in her will when I went and had those two adorable babies, and I stand to inherit a boatload of moisturizer. But that’s the only reason I’m being nice. Well, okay. Fine. NOT [...]