The Avon World Sales Leader, another side

“You know what else I’ve also learned about cancer? It’s stealth. It is a stealth disease. It is so under wraps that it has invaded you before you even have a clue.”

Quinoa, frogs legs and more musings from “The Picnic Game”

When it comes to games involving the alphabet, pity the participant who is in his sixties and can’t remember what comes after the letter C.

On having a little more insight into John Travolta

The acceptance speech I would have given, although the orchestra would have probably cut me off and flipped me the bird.

To Grandmommy’s house they went

Grandparents exist to exact revenge, and I don’t understand why there isn’t legislature to regulate this.

A lovely surprise

Who wants to talk business when there is fresh baby smell and oh my god I just noticed that foot!

Avon just needs to sponsor my whole blog

Christmas came early this year in a sleigh sponsored by Avon.

Grandmother and mothers and daughters

I will forgive them for not making me a hot dog.

Circa 1978

Happy birthday, dear Avon World Sales Leader.

The Hamilton Family Movers

We sang and we shouted with the armies of heaven.

Avon World Sales Leader to the rescue

Once this is over we’re celebrating with a vat of Diet Coke, what Marlo now calls Mormon Drink.