My first experience with monsters, otherwise known as “babies”

What complicated situation in my life has the Avon World Sales Leader NOT solved?

Lola fancy

An homage the oldest of my grandmother’s first six kids: Lola, Lewis, Linda, Leta, Lana and Larry.

Thirty-nine

The last year of my life with a three at the beginning, says my older brother who is older and also is older than I am.

A festival of gluten

There’s a similar picture of me at this exact age, at a park, blowing out candles, about to gobble down poison.

Goodbye to four forever

If only I had given birth to a kid who had more chutzpah.

4 years, 364 days

Even five years later when I look at these photos I think, whoa. I gave birth to my father.

This is a mommyblog, so it had to be addressed at some point

I apologize if the images alone get any part of that movie stuck in your head for two straight days. Worry not, you are not alone.

“Elevator, Elevator, take me home”

I recently saw a tweet that said something like, “If someone is born in Vegas, do they have to stay there forever? Serious legal question.”

Ms. Lola

Lola is too young to read my website, but maybe her sister will share this with her: BOOGERS!

The teen years

That one and this one were here to help celebrate Leta’s birthday and spread Mormon cheer.