I’d actually encourage her to take this up over the violin any day of the week.
Luckily no one brought up race at the dinner table, otherwise there would have been a somewhat delicious food fight.
When someone describes the culture here as “sometimes a little weird” this should help explain that a bit.
Rise and shout, the cougars are down there somewhere!
Weathering a heat wave with the help of my family and that which turns Marlo into a Golden Retriever.
Since I am an alumnus of this school and one of the many reasons I left the Mormon Church was its doctrine around and treatment of homosexuality, I find this totally unexpected. I’m stunned, to tell you the truth. And I want to give a standing ovation to each person who participated in this, because [...]
Recently I have been receiving many, many emails about this. Take it in. It’s real (in the sense that it’s a real publicity stunt for the company he works for and that he’s 31 years old and still single, scandalous!). In fact, here’s the billboard along I-15 in Utah County. Beth happened to be driving [...]
(Editor’s notes will be seen in italics) Is it weird then when I came home from college for my Brother’s reception that there is more food at my apartment in Provo then there is here? I mean there is a surplus of wedding cake, but one can only eat so much. Also, why is there [...]
Yesterday I found out that a young and impressionable cousin of mine is reading this website (Hi, George!). I found out because he sent me an email that began, “Dearest cousin Heather, I must say I thoroughly enjoy your website,” and ended with three attached photos of his new cat, Ass Face. While I consider [...]
What a badass motherfucker they were unleashing on an unsuspecting world. You gotta love unpacking old boxes full of pictures you thought you’d burned years ago, only to find gems like this one which, if I ever ran for office, could be used against me to prove what a poseur I really am. I wore [...]