By the end of the night everyone was speaking with a drawl and swapping stories about the mud flaps on their pickup trucks.
And don’t think for one second that she ever let go of those balloons. In fact, she’s still holding them.
Meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow.
It might as well have been a visit from Santa Claus.
You’re right. These animals are alive and do not possess venom. BRIGHT SIDE.
She is taking this whole Grey Gardens thing very seriously.
How many blondes does it take to write a mommyblog?
Marlo’s fall/winter ready-to-wear collection.
Today is Cami’s 24th birthday, and you should probably see what she’s wearing today. That right there is the embodiment of the spirit that we spend years trying to instill in our children and in ourselves, that it doesn’t matter one whit what anyone else thinks. Put on that ridiculous dress because life is fucking [...]
Cami: What the hell is this thing sticking out of his face? Me: I take it you are unfamiliar with ANIMALS. That’s called a whisker. Cami: Yeah, duh, I know what a whisker is. Did you really just say that to me? What I’m asking is why is it back here away from all the [...]