The Camilla Series, no. 14
Me: You wear this to church, don’t you. Cami: I teach Sunday School in this outfit. Me: You’re like, WELCOME TO THE BOOK OF REVELATIONS, BITCHEZ. Cami: No, it’s WELCOME TO THE BOOK OF REVELATIONS, Brothers and Sisters. (You can find Cami here: camillacombs.blogspot.com. She is a lot of fun and only a little bit [...]
The Camilla Series, no. 13
Me: You got that at a thrift store, right? Cami: Um, OF COURSE. Me: Then you know some Mormon housewife sewed that herself in the Seventies, and all the other women at church were like, OH MY HECK, DID YOU SEE MAUREEN? Cami: Maureen was badass. (You can find Cami here: camillacombs.blogspot.com. She is a [...]
The Camilla Series, no. 12
“This is a pretty normal outfit, Cami. People would actually wear this.” “Shit. Then I need to go wrap a dead animal around my head.” (You can find Cami here: camillacombs.blogspot.com. She is a lot of fun and only a little bit weird.)
The Camilla Series, no. 11
“Where did you get that hat?” “A thrift store.” “IT. IS. INSANE.” “And? Your point?” (You can find Cami here: camillacombs.blogspot.com. She is a lot of fun and only a little bit weird.)
The Camilla Series, no. 10
Me: “That’s not real fur, right?” Cami: “It’s not even fur, HEATHER. It’s a print.” Me: “And the print is not made out of the actual animal, right?” Cami: “Next time I’m going to show up in a jumpsuit made entirely out of a polar bear.” (You can find Cami here: camillacombs.blogspot.com. She is a [...]
The Camilla Series, no. 9
Cami: “You know I had to break out the poncho.” Me: “And that is not just any poncho.” Cami: “The email will be all, ‘PONCHO?! OH NO SHE DIDN’T.’” Me: “You totally ponchoed.” (You can find Cami here: camillacombs.blogspot.com. She is a lot of fun and only a little bit weird.)
The Camilla Series, no. 8
Behold the purple romper. (Rompsies!) Here’s the thing about this. Someone could come up to Cami and be all, dude, you look insane. What the hell are you wearing? And she’d smile, place her hand on that person’s shoulder, and say, “I’m so sorry you feel that way. You see, I’m fabulous, and it’s too [...]
The Camilla Series, no. 7
I remember when I was young an lithe and could wear shorts in public, back when Reagan was president. Cami WAS BORN when Reagan had one year left as president. (You can find Cami here: camillacombs.blogspot.com. She is a lot of fun and only a little bit weird.)
The Camilla Series, no. 6
Jon suggested that I borrow this dress while he puts on a suit and then meet him in the bedroom. I did not predict he was going to say this the moment Cami pulled it out of her bag. (You can find Cami here: camillacombs.blogspot.com. She is a lot of fun and only a little [...]
The Camilla Series, no. 5
Cami was born too late to really enjoy fashion in the Eighties. So she celebrates it now. However, I told her she’s not allowed in my house if she’s wearing parachute pants. ONE MUST HAVE STANDARDS. (You can find Cami here: camillacombs.blogspot.com. She is a lot of fun and only a little bit weird.)
