Zucchini noodles with avocado cream sauce

When I grow up, I want to be a mother and have a family, one little, two little three little children who would never in a million years touch anything I cook.

Cauliflower fried rice and sautéed mushrooms

I cooked lunch and Tyrant ate every bite on his plate without pretending to gag once. What a missed opportunity.

Your basic chicken salad

The delicious staple of my diet that does not ever get boring or lose its ability to fill me up.

Mild yellow chicken curry

Alas, even though this one was more tan in color, Marlo wouldn’t touch it. More for me!

Dose of protein

Too bad I’m renting because this right here would be the reason to get chickens.

Paleo Slow Cooking

No, Paleolithic humans did not have slow cookers. I beat you to your zinger, TYRANT.

Just a little patience

They didn’t get a walk yesterday, so I let them hunt the cutting board.

An artist with a sense of humor

I saw this detail in a painting hanging up at a local library, and I had to stop and just at the absurdity.