Should clearly indicate whether or not I’m raising them Paleo

Just your average healthy snack that is in no way getting anywhere near a piece of clothing that I hold dear.

Family colors

I could decorate her room with bottles of Pepto-Bismol and she’d be perfectly happy.

The sequel

Puppy purse picked a peck of pickled peppers.

The beginning of big kid school

A bittersweet milestone, one that is tearing me up as much as it is confusing for her.

Duet

An exquisite moment I somehow overlooked from the photo session with my girls.

Obamacare for the win!

Every time I look at my insurance card I do a little happy dance that resembles an awkward but victorious polka.

With my little girls

“I just want four walls and adobe slabs for my girls.”

Job experience

I think I understand my older sister a little better just by watching my own children. I’m so sorry, September.

Little Miss Maeve

It’s those Boone eyes and eyelashes. Uncle Danny, you do not deserve in any way to be related to this kid.

While Leta rolled her eyes over and over again

Someone threw her own princess party, and did she ever throw it down.