I have wifi on a plane, have not slept in three days, and so this happened

I could have watched a movie on this flight but instead I had a few hours alone to write and it feels so amazing that I feel like I’m flying. OH WAIT.

From my childhood to theirs

I now have figurines to help facilitate the lessons I will teach my children about certain online behavior.

Really missing her texts with nothing but 20 smiling poop emojis

I hope she’s learning to tie knots, build a shelter, start a fire and how to make mama a hot dog.


How you can use your name to bring light to and change the lives of those who are in most need of it.

Real Family Values

Those of you with fair-skinned children are similarly dreading a certain aspect of the upcoming season and mumbling along with me, “This year I will try to remain calm.”

Matters of the eyes, part aw hell no

You might as well just insert a picture of Kanye’s face here to sum up this section of the story of my daughter’s eyesight.

Looking upward and ahead

On the desire I have to get back to why I started “living online” in the first place: writing for the love of it, writing when the story inside is begging to be told.

Magically delicious

Whenever my mother talks about how tenacious Marlo can be I say, “That apple didn’t fall far from her grandmother.”

This is an actual disorder, MOM

Grandparents are the absolute worst, I tell you. Awful people, that lot.

Today we’re learning how to tie different knots

So this is happening. Again.