Oh two, oh three, oh four

On the occasion of her eleventh birthday.

In case you were wondering why everything is broken

Milli Vanilli had it all wrong. Blame it on Mercury.

I have gifted my cousin a set of grandparents

A mini-McKenzie for all the Boones who dare read this website.

Castles and gardens and ponds

There’s got to be a support group for parents whose children are addicted to this game.

“Perhaps You’ve Noticed You’re Changing…”

Seriously, what were filmmakers in the Eighties thinking when producing puberty education videos?

Baby G

It’s fine. I baby proofed that table with some turpentine.

Flashback Friday

My little baby Bobo, innocent and perfect in every possible way.

Smarter than a fifth grader

On behalf of all her classmates who probably whittled down seven pencils each trying to figure out that math problem.

Oh, that’s right

Just one of the many items in her impressive arsenal.

Beautiful contradictions

One tiny exchange that exemplifies what it is like to live with this kid.