Every color

What this needs is a pair of lacy fingerless gloves. And a quick game of Pac-Man.

Before she flew off into the living room

If “Little House on the Prairie” was about superheroes, this would be the prototype.

The canine contingent

What’s that saying? Never work with children or animals? Is that it? Then I’m definitely doing it wrong.

Morning commute

Jamming in the car on the way to school with a playlist I made called “kids” so DO NOT BLAME ME FOR ITS CONTENT.

Starting the weekend with a pop

So much more satisfying than sitting in a dark bar and paying through the nose for a watered down drink.

On having bespectacled children

I chose not to yell about vaccinations in this post except for the part where I yelled about vaccinations in this post.

Hunted and gathered

Oh, hell yes, the cavemen made brownies. And cupcakes and ice cream and chocolate fondue.

Today my presentation…

Yesterday she asked me if fifth grade is going to be harder than fourth grade and I pretended to black out so that I could change the subject.

Post-it poems

I get to write off my kids’ artwork because they keep stealing all my office supplies.

Wel-deserved screen time

From “Arabesque” and “Sound of Madrid” on the piano to something a little less technical on the iPad like “Candy Island,” “Toca Builders” and “Hair Salon.”