From now on we are taking a towel wherever we go.
Our shared sun protection for the season.
The dingo would get halfway done with this kid and be all, dude, I’m full.
When they weren’t playing hide and seek, throwing frisbees, or constructing elaborate forts out of quilts.
The dangers of introducing this kid to any type of animal. No one get her a stuffed opossum.
Yes, she’s watching more television, but at least she’s learning how to solve mysteries. From a gaggle of kids hanging out with a talking dog in a kidnapper’s van.
In those first few moments in the morning as they are rubbing the sleep from their eyes.
Their five-year age difference is one of the most entertaining aspects of my life.
The acceptance speech I would have given, although the orchestra would have probably cut me off and flipped me the bird.
Yes, the mornings are total chaos but a mother’s brain is messed up enough to miss them.