My most recently used emojis now include the party hat, the star, the crown and the glass of red wine.
You didn’t realize that cannibals could be so adorable, did you.
I didn’t even mention the part where I got to style her hair with the curling iron. One of my favorite days as a parent.
It was an early Sunday morning so her glasses were sleeping in.
One with dimples, the other from ear to ear, both the highlight of my morning.
The good news is that this time they didn’t end up in the backyard at 5AM yelling to see if any of the neighbors were awake.
Parenting wins rarely occur without an accompanying, disproportionate parenting fail.
I recently saw a tweet that said something like, “If someone is born in Vegas, do they have to stay there forever? Serious legal question.”
What? Don’t you play in water wearing your best Sunday dress?
Lola is too young to read my website, but maybe her sister will share this with her: BOOGERS!