Maternal instincts

Living with kids and their detritus.

His fate

Sthanta Clausth brought Marlo a ton of Sthuffed animalsth for Christhmas.

Probably the worst idea ever

The number of things wrong with this is so high that it makes the concept of infinity seem tiny.

Cranberry salad

An exceptional imitation of canine taxidermy.

Bless this food that it might not trigger heart disease

How to cook: use one hand to call for takeout, the other to scratch your butt.

Hand-crafted Christmas cards

Do you have a hard time sending out Christmas Cards in a timely fashion? (RAISES HAND)

Little bow peep

Crafting? No. Bow-tying. Not the same thing. Do I know the difference? Of course not.

Stuff I found while looking around

This week’s link round up featuring something I have in common with Richard Nixon.

Christmas night fever

I love my mother but, dear Lord, that woman can be a total looney.

To the rescue again

My family saves me again. They give Mormons a pretty damn good name.