We practice political correctness in this household especially when decorating the dog.
Oh yes, we are so festive up in this dancery.
Friends and family are going to be like, whoa. Heather knows how to use the Postal Service?
Are all those rumors/myths about gluten FOR REAL and my immune system is stronger because I don’t consume it?
Living with kids and their detritus.
Sthanta Clausth brought Marlo a ton of Sthuffed animalsth for Christhmas.
The number of things wrong with this is so high that it makes the concept of infinity seem tiny.
An exceptional imitation of canine taxidermy.
How to cook: use one hand to call for takeout, the other to scratch your butt.
Do you have a hard time sending out Christmas Cards in a timely fashion? (RAISES HAND)