The only thing he loves more than treats

Well, shit. I just googled DOG SKIN CANCER and now I’d like my memory erased.

The lady and his perch

Chuck very much approves of this new house, now please leave him to die.

These guys

I could do this for days and days and not once feel any sympathy.

I rented a zoo

If you’re missing a bear I know where it’s spending its nights.

Pool dress

Lucky for Chuck, there are boxes and boxes and even more boxes of hand-me-downs.

Kenny Chuckney

Coco thinks his tractor’s sexy. It really turns her on.

It’s just for decoration

You’re looking at only a tiny portion of the stash my kids brought home from the Utah Pride Parade.

The annual collaring

A new tradition that, according to this picture, is super thrilling for Chuck.

There’s nothing to see here

Even in his old age he’s still got it.

If you like piña coladas

I’m sorry I just did that to you and now you’ll be humming it for the rest of the day.