Well, what do you know

This season of illness is so not fucking around.

Things to consider if you really are considering adopting a dog

Just because she can’t balance anything on her head doesn’t mean she’s completely useless.

Caretaker

I’m starting to change my mind about warning you to avoid adopting a herding dog.

James Dean daydream look in his eye

It’s only because of his age that I am not making him model entire outfits.

The ornamenting

A tradition with my girls that delights this dog year after year, this season in particular.

Where there’s a Twill

No surprise that a certain someone is also very much on board with this cause.

Keeping watch over her flock

Glad tidings of great joy Coco brings to her ailing sheep.

A portrait of fall

I know it’s not as cold as it is in Minnesota, CAROL. But winter is over a month away and this weather is bullshit.

Winter chores

If you need a place to hide a dead body, I’m sure I won’t be raking this giant sea of leaves for at least another week.

Dirty old man

Now this is just getting ridiculous and out of hand.