And then the house smelled like a fiesta for days.
What’s the Hawaiian expression for “I am going to pee on your couch”?
When the obligatory souvenir hits the right note.
When we aren’t watching all our dogs get together and run around in a field full of crushed up corn chips.
A preview of what most of their evening meals will look like for the next several months.
He cannot wait for me to dress him in my Spanx.
I had to listen to this dog all morning long. At least he brought me complaints and not his *usual* gift.
Can you imagine Coco on the streets of NYC trying to herd all those disobedient cabs?
Be the good girl you always have to be. Conceal, don’t feel, don’t let them know.
“You can’t teach an old dog new tricks” isn’t nearly as pertinent to this situation as “you can’t keep an old dog from being old.”