Taco time

And then the house smelled like a fiesta for days.

Aloooohh-haaaah!

What’s the Hawaiian expression for “I am going to pee on your couch”?

Sarong song

When the obligatory souvenir hits the right note.

You smell Cheetos?

When we aren’t watching all our dogs get together and run around in a field full of crushed up corn chips.

The barefoot master is back

A preview of what most of their evening meals will look like for the next several months.

He’s ready for the board meeting

He cannot wait for me to dress him in my Spanx.

Why you gotta?

I had to listen to this dog all morning long. At least he brought me complaints and not his *usual* gift.

Take us with you

Can you imagine Coco on the streets of NYC trying to herd all those disobedient cabs?

Reluctant royalty

Be the good girl you always have to be. Conceal, don’t feel, don’t let them know.

Someone was very happy to see me

“You can’t teach an old dog new tricks” isn’t nearly as pertinent to this situation as “you can’t keep an old dog from being old.”