Thirteen years

To commemorate the fact that my website is in the throes of puberty and regularly defying curfew.

An IOU

This blog used to be so much better when a) I was single b) I was married c) never

Featured community question that speaks to a work related injury

Fifty million forms of social media is sadly an understatement.

The 2012 Giving Thanks Giveaway conclusion

The winner in the 2012 dooce® Community Cash Card Giveaway has been determined.

The 2012 Giving Thanks Giveaway continued

So the never-ending saga that was the Giving Thanks Giveaway 2012, Facebook edition has finally reached a conclusion.

“Those stories were a good read”

I was looking through the questions in the Community today when I saw this one…

Featured community question wherein I finally write down my memory

This one comes from member djgonzales: Jon and I were still living in California that year in a Spanish-style apartment just north of Beverly Boulevard in West Hollywood. Our favorite hobby was running stairs in Santa Monica three times a week, a workout whose intensity I haven’t been able to recreate anywhere else. We saw [...]

Featured community question wherein we get to blame our parents

This one comes from member CurlyCat: And the reason I’m featuring it is because some of the responses are just too good. For example, the quip of a concerned mother: …………………………………………………… …………………………………………………… Lesson learned. If Leta does something weird with her hair, the proper response is, “I see you did something interesting with your hair!” [...]

Featured community question wherein Jon makes his mother proud

Today’s featured question comes from user dirtdiva321: I figured this was an appropriate question given that Jon and I eloped on a cliff at Yosemite eight years ago this week, and that Monday morning we were sitting together on a couch across from our therapist. I like to compare her to a chiropractor: we see [...]

Featured community question wherein I am not the valedictorian

Today’s featured question comes from user Onemoremomblog: Yes. Always. Wait… that’s not true. Let me explain before you throw a flaming, unscooped turd at my head. I’ve got jackets with pockets full of poop bags, because whenever I take the dogs for a walk I want to make sure I’m prepared. In fact, I’m even [...]