A game of Clue

What in holy hell is going on here?

I rented a zoo

If you’re missing a bear I know where it’s spending its nights.

Up in the SLC

You down with SLC, YEAH YOU KNOW ME.

Brokeback banana

The best part of my jobis that I get to share so much of it with the wonderful people in my life.


Oh, you know. Just chilling in the conference room.

Big bud and lil bud

Two friends illuminated by a weekend sunset.

The new sheriff

No, I didn’t adopt a new dog. But if she goes missing you’ll know where to find her.


You like apples? How about you wash these apples.

The red rock wonderland

“Leta will most likely want to sit in the car and read a book about Arches. Marlo? Marlo will want to become an arch.”

Celebrities, they’re just like us

“I’m your biggest fan, I’ll follow you until you love me.”