Tyrant spent probably five hours spray painting this lamp for the living room, so I thought I should celebrate it whenever I could. And hope he doesn’t sue if suddenly his index finger stops working.
I’m sorry, but you cannot expect me to resist something that is described as having “luminous natural shells in cascading tiers”
Jon and I have this running joke about Wyoming. It started when Jon thought we had bought a bottle of vodka when we hadn’t and he wondered if I had been sneaking vodka during the day. Instead of being insulted I answered, “Yes, Leta and I drive to Wyoming every other day and drink vodka.” [...]
Although the official closing ceremonies on the kichen remodel occurred a little over two weeks ago, it has taken Jon and me that long to realize that we have to go back to a normal way of living, to days not spent roaming the aisles at Home Depot and nights not spent scraping or crushing [...]