On a morning in October

I blame that goddamn Adele song for putting me in a mood of total appreciation and gratitude. Well, after it made me bawl for two days straight.

In spite of so much

She’ll chase baseballs and lacrosse balls and now BYU footballs which she is determined to figure out how to pick up with her mouth.

“How I dearly wish I was not here”

My commitment to him and my commitment to you, to always do what’s best for this dog.

As sporty as I get

Hey, Carol. I guess you breed your dogs a bit larger where you come from.


Adding a bit of style to his current condition which I am apparently not allowed to joke about.

Old Man Jones

My new nickname for the poet who lives in the basement.

Stuff On Chuck

“When I tried to write happy / Yo I knew I lied, I lived a life of crime / Why play ya blind?”

Totes jealous

When he heard this news he took a huge shit right next to my bedroom door.

I won’t even get you started on his cuticles

Your angry email should have the words “dew claws” somewhere in the subject.

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He should be glad that I didn’t buy any nipple rings during my travels.