Things to consider if you really are considering adopting a dog

Just because she can’t balance anything on her head doesn’t mean she’s completely useless.

Caretaker

I’m starting to change my mind about warning you to avoid adopting a herding dog.

James Dean daydream look in his eye

It’s only because of his age that I am not making him model entire outfits.

The ornamenting

A tradition with my girls that delights this dog year after year, this season in particular.

Where there’s a Twill

No surprise that a certain someone is also very much on board with this cause.

A portrait of fall

I know it’s not as cold as it is in Minnesota, CAROL. But winter is over a month away and this weather is bullshit.

Winter chores

If you need a place to hide a dead body, I’m sure I won’t be raking this giant sea of leaves for at least another week.

Dirty old man

Now this is just getting ridiculous and out of hand.

Someone has taken a liking to fall

Now that I think about it, I’m not sure if I had to insert a single modesty patch this summer.

Professor Chuckles

Do not even think about answering your geography questions in incomplete sentences are you even kidding.