Little details

There was this one time when I posed with a baby elephant on the side of the road in Thailand, and I’m still making monthly donations to a refuge in an effort to apologize.

Drac Limelight

Oh god, I just read that this plant grows well in “low” light. Will be rearranging things shortly.

For your weekend

He never knew how adventurous his life would be when that woman dropped him off at the ASPCA all those years ago.

Mirror mirror

Changing up the decor a bit is clearly upsetting the locals.

And a happy new year

The rest of us are getting back to work, why shouldn’t they?

Resolutions

May not be safe for younger audiences because I was all, to hell with a modesty patch.

Her Christmas present

Perhaps the most wonderful day of the year for this dog.

Christmas mascot

This ornament is going to make my friend Leah so goddamn happy. Better than a gif of a naked baby bear dancing to the Bee Gees.

Things to consider if you really are considering adopting a dog

Just because she can’t balance anything on her head doesn’t mean she’s completely useless.

Caretaker

I’m starting to change my mind about warning you to avoid adopting a herding dog.