I will not admit to goading Chuck “to git her, git her now!” Marlo did it.


This dog needs to make up its mind between being totally deplorable and melting my heart.

Canvas of dog

Maybe it’s the white brick behind the two of them, but the shape of their bodies makes me think of an abstract painting.


And she was all, “Blah blah blah blah blah.”

Dum and Dee

One is alert and counting the people in the room to make sure no one has gotten lost. The other one is secretly hoping that everyone will go missing.

Neck nuzzle

I currently have a crick in my neck that is so paralyzing I’m starting to feel physically ill. I was looking through some of the photos I’ve taken recently and forgot that I had the camera on when the dogs were wrestling. The position of Chuck’s body and the look on his face are exactly [...]

The dooce® Xbox Live Second Chance Giveaway

Jon was fiddling with our xBox yesterday when he found this video of Chuck and Coco on the hard drive. I’d always wondered what their voices sounded like. We tried for hours to decipher what Coco was saying, and if you slow it down and play it backwards it goes: WORSHIP SATAN. WORSHIP SATAN. So [...]