Reasons I Should Not be Allowed to Work From Home

Too many cushiony horizontal surfaces prime for nappage. 13 bowls of cereal today, all within a two hour period. Oprah. Total Request Live. Horizontal surfaces. Rabid Naked IMing� Shower? Why? Porn. Have you seen my couch and it’s lovely horizontal surface? That box of Wheaties is GONE. Passions. The nap after Passions. Too much time [...]