Happy birthday, dear Avon World Sales Leader.
This is your Sunday school lesson for the week.
We sang and we shouted with the armies of heaven.
As you know, camping is not an activity with which I associate positive feelings.
Once this is over we’re celebrating with a vat of Diet Coke, what Marlo now calls Mormon Drink.
They met in the pre-existence and have been reunited.
The tallest person in the family and the person who will soon own that title.
Where all those capital letters come from.
How to cook: use one hand to call for takeout, the other to scratch your butt.
My family saves me again. They give Mormons a pretty damn good name.