“Let’s go!”

If the eleven-year-old Heather could witness this future she’d totally forgive the fact that she ended up living in Utah.

Brokeback banana

The best part of my jobis that I get to share so much of it with the wonderful people in my life.

Like, totally epic 360 all the way

A recap of the weekend I spent with my daughter who called sleeping in a tent “cozy.” WHERE DID I GO WRONG?

Peas in a pod

If you are baby hungry then I am really sorry to do this to you.

Her name

Whatever you do, don’t call her Marla Lou.

From Hamilton to Hamilton to Armstrong

Where all those capital letters come from.

Bless this food that it might not trigger heart disease

How to cook: use one hand to call for takeout, the other to scratch your butt.

Preparation (H)eather

I am the parental equivalent of the black jelly bean.

Pick a hand

Sharing a special moment with my older daughter over the antics of the younger one.